27 Things You Will Never Eat Again

With Easter right around the corner all I can’t help but noticed all the junk and candy that will be consumed. Don’t get me wrong I like and I mean really like my jelly beans but I am amazed at some of the junk that food companies come up with.

1. Cadbury’s Astros

Still available in South Africa, luckily.

2. Cadbury’s Taz

Currently the subject of a revival campaign .

3. Cadbury’s Top Deck

Only available in Australia/ South Africa now.

4. Desperate Dan bar

So tangy!

5. Cadbury’s Dream

Apparently you can still get these at the Cadbury’s Outlet Store .

6. Vanilla Monster Munch

An abomination.

7. Fizzy Lizzy

So sour!

8. Hedgehog Flavoured Crisps

Not made from real hedgehogs.

9. Hubba Bubba Soda

The sweetest thing alive.

10. Panda Pops

RIP 🙁

11. Cajun Squirrel Crisps

Probably for the best.

13. Refreshers drink

Containing a questionable amount of ‘fruit’.

14. Roy of the Rovers bar

The neon colour was something else.

16. Opal Fruits

Starburst, you’re not the same.

17. SuperTed vitamins

And the porridge too!

18. Salt & Lineker Flavour Walkers

19. Terry’s Pyramint.

20. Toffos

Bring back the Toffo!

21. Polo Holes

Or in Spearmint flavour also.

22. Purple Ketchup

It was supposed to be fun. Instead, it was just weird.

23. Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape

Six feet of bubble gum – the dream.

24. Cadbury’s Fuse

Not even available in Miniature Heroes any more. Boo.

25. Cadbury’s Marble

Bring it back!

26. Onken Frufoo

Even though the toy in the middle of this yoghurt was always a disappointment, we miss it.